Do not worry. I am here with stress relieving suggestions.
5 Things I suggest:
1. Jesus.
2. My roommate has these supplements from the natural food section she used to work at in Cashwise. When you take them your body shuts down. Gaba something or other... Don't worry, they're not shady.
3. Plant a garden plot in the community garden on north university.
4. Wind the grandfather clock.
5. Crochet.
I do not suggest sneezing with nutter butters in your mouth. gross. Then you need to sanitize. I also do not suggest cherries, but that's just a personal preference.
On Wednesday, in my first class, we were asked to share our name, year, and why we joined the class we did. I have a fellow student in that class. He's named after a fancy variety of fruit, has a french accent, and used the verb "relish" in his description of why he studied history (that was the course). It was all very classy. Well done, Pere.
Note: I am not making fun. I like class. (As in style, not academics, though I don't mind that either.)
Bonjour!
Gaba "something or other" is the best. it makes your whole body numb and one time i was stressing out at work, so i took a sample of them, and fell asleep in the deli area during my shift. also, one time, i took them during christmas break while everyone was watching a movie, and felt paralyzed. gladys thinks they're a placebo, but there's no way. also, one time, i took gaba one night right before a whole crowd of people came over. and my muscles (all of them) were so relaxed, that when stephen glasser snuck in through my bathroom window, i pee'd myself. soooo you tell me, who's the placebo here?
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